I waited for Santa as I drank my Fanta,
I heard a lot of noise maybe it was the boys
playing with their new toys.
I put on my hat and said goodbye to my fat cat.
I went out to give Santa a slappin’ because I heard from an elf that he’d been nappin’.
But instead I saw a girl beating Santa with a hurl,
I returned to my house to bake a cake.
A robin helped me out so I gave him a bobbin.
But he ate all my puddin’ so I gave him a whoopin’.
Seán Patterson
I heard a lot of noise maybe it was the boys
playing with their new toys.
I put on my hat and said goodbye to my fat cat.
I went out to give Santa a slappin’ because I heard from an elf that he’d been nappin’.
But instead I saw a girl beating Santa with a hurl,
I returned to my house to bake a cake.
A robin helped me out so I gave him a bobbin.
But he ate all my puddin’ so I gave him a whoopin’.
Seán Patterson
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