I'm a Blobfish, Helpp!!!!

So it all started with a big bang but that’s beside the point. I’ve turned into a Blobfish after I ate a McDouble with onions and pickles. And not to brag but I also had a McFlurry, oh oh and I can’t forget about the orange fruit shoot.
I’m getting side tracked again, so I used to be a bright purple lantern fish. AND NOW I AM A BLOBFISH, an ugly jelly boneless sack of goop with eyes and a mouth.
So I did the only logical thing, I swam up to the surface and walked to Dr. Fahy's Portumna but for some reason they all screamed, so by that point I accepted my faith and went to Aldi and bought a pack of eclairs and some apple turnovers oh and some of that tuna stuff. Anyways that was my day.

​THE END   by Jamie